Weir is a linesnot who prefers playing the LoS or as close to the action as possible - quite remarkably he is the only original member of the squad to still hold a perfect attendance record at the 21 game mark (since the tragic passing of snotling captain Dally Bruke).

He was savagely taken to and eviscerated in the team's 23rd match against a sociopathic group of dwarves. He sets the record at 23 matches in a row as the last team original with an unblemished record.