<b>Wen da coach figgerd ta name da ladz wif elfy namez most uv da ladz wuz shawtin' an' hollerin' abawt "'ow stoopid an' pansy elfz namez iz" an' dat "izza deesgraze fer dead 'ard orz ladz runnin' aront bein' namet az wot elfz iz".

Wun uv da blitzas thawt iz woz a rite propa idea, thow, an' inziztet on bein' namet 'Dreezt', but da coach sayz "derez no elf namet 'Dreezt'" an' da coach sayz "elf namez ent wif da fingz az 'merrifallow', 'bertsawng' an' 'geentelbreez'" an' 'e tolt da blitza ta fink uv anuvver name, anyfink uvver dan 'Dreezt' cuz 'Dreezt' izza rite stoopid name evan fer an elf. Da blitza wud 'ave none uv dat an' insistet dat 'Dreezt' iz a name wot a reel famoos dark elfy warjior wot has too magjical sworts an' dat ifn' 'e wuznt allowt ter be da 'Dreezt' wif too magjical sworts den 'e wut not play wit da teem an' 'e stomped 'is feet an' da coach named 'im 'Bertwatcha Fanceefallow' but da blitz onli 'earz wot yooze tell 'im ifn' yooze call i'm 'Dreezt' or 'it 'im inna noggin'.</b>

Excerpt from Assistant Coach Gorbadz assorted notes.