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Something of an enigma: Sergeant Squaffy is a mute. Many rats will chitter as they run and dart around the Blood Bowl pitch, but Squaffy is the silent type. This makes him unnerving (unless, you know, you’re a troll or a Black Orc). He’s also known for being first at the tavern after the game and for eating more cheese than the rest of the team combined. Often, in friendlies, his poor performance was put down to the sheer amount of fromage he’d chowed down just before the game.
March 27th 2012: Achieves the team's first kill against HoloNorsed vs. Pete Sick (a Berserker). Killed apo killed. Then went on to get the winning touchdown with a clutch move in the late game. A truly remarkable personal performance.