Swish debuted in the team's 15th fixture. She originally masqueraded as a male to gain entry to the Small Buddy reality contest, in which she won her placement to compete on the field. After being granted a spot on the squad she revealed her true identity on a special exposé of Small Buddy.

Replacing the spot of (perhaps not so) elusive Buggy Wally who lasted a mere 5 turns in the squad's debut match.

She lasted an unprecedented 13 games in a row following her debut before suffering a minor facial injury.

It is rumoured she had a brief affair with the legendary late Slerpy Jim before his tragic passing.

After an outstanding run it is with terrible sadness we must report her passing during the LoLz' 47th match. She was an early casualty of the infamous ogre slaying of 2512 and will be dearly missed along with the team captain Guy Smitey.