Olvi was spawned by team-mate Dill Dasher in the Douche Theory's debut match. Being of elvish descent there was much hope for him on the pitch.

Unfortunately he did not last... after making an amazing catch in his final appearance that could have won them the match, he was then struck down seconds later and perma-despatched to the dugout.

In his farewell send-off, Olvi was prepared for a great smorgasbord and enjoyed by all players and members of staff. Being of an elvish origin made this first sacrificial feast for the squad a very special one.