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Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Debuting in the team's 32nd fixture, Gaeolic will be the third player to don the #5 jersey. Replacing the spot of retired Bonzo Burgergut as he now takes a seat with the coaching staff.
Gaeolic comes from a line of butchers known particularly for sausage making. Managing to set the record of being the quickest ogre to die was perhaps not the kind of butchery his family will be proud of.