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Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
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Claw
Guard
Gildo Grape is a team original and a most foul being, renown for his sick and perverted acts upon opponents and opposing fans alike.
Had a solid major league debut, operating reliably as a defensive pillar upholding a proud victory for the Cutters.
Gildo's popularity has spawned a new reality show "What's Gildo Grape eating..?" featuring a series of eating challenges where contestants compete against each other for a chance to qualify to the grand eat-off against Gildo himself.
Interestingly in his 4th match Gildo just managed to overcome his raging appetite, resisting a quick snack on the team star Menna Psuki as he launched the featherweight greenskin high into the air for a sensational final minute TD to take the game.
"Wee iz about the killin"