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Lookit da ladz! Dey train dead 'ard ta be da best, da tuffest, da strongest uv da bunsj! See dat skinny wun uv 'em? Dats da frowa. Anywayz. Wun day at trainin' da coach shoutz "WAAAGH" an' runz on da pitch an' startz ta hit da frowa on da noggin' an' da coach ain't wun ta pull 'iz punsj! Da resun fer da bashin' akkording ta yoors trooly iz dat da coach got mad wif da frowa cuz uv 'im trainin' on his frowing tekknique instead uv on 'iz bashin' tekknique. Da coach set him rite strait since dat and now Mallakiff iz trainin' on da bashin' like wot iz sappost.
Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta IIIIIIII - Coachin' Frowaz. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)