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Redbark is a treeman with black, rotten heartwood. He was initially evicted from Mirkwood for selling liquidised squirrels as 'hazelnut puree'. Unfortunately Redbark is of hazel stock, and 500 years of the little buggers nibbling your nuts (ahem) and defaecating on your branches would test any treeman's sanity. Eventually the elf elders took pity and allowed him back, on condition that he plays for the BloodBowl team where his squishing skills can be put to better use. Off the Bloodbowl pitch he is now a celebrity chef with his own TV show 'Squishing with Redbark', and his recipes include goblin-jelly, marmelised manmite, orc flatjacks, and hobgob-hobnobs.