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Azurg the Little
#9
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
13
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+AG
Azurg the Little is supposed to be the runt of the herd, that's why he was given the job no other Git wanted, the other orcs could force him to do it. Nobody knew whether Azurg himself thought this was a bit unfair or whether he felt some frustration at being assigned to carry the ball while other players dealt the damage, until Azurg apparently reached something of a turning point in the match against Shotgun Hobos. Their catcher Little Tipp descended on him, thinking him easy pickings as the smallest orc around and this clearly pushed long-suffering Azurg over the edge. Little indeed was left of Little after Azurg was through and now fans are betting on whether his next target is again an enemy player or teammate and blocker Gorgnash, for making him carry his equipment whenever the team was on the move.

After such an opening many expected things to return to normal with Azurg. Sure he got some more respect and would certainly no longer have to carry anyone's gear except his own, but as the little one he would be the one in charge of throwing accurate passes, no longer responsible for delivering on the casualty side. As it is in many things, the many were wrong, with Azurg once again providing one of the highlight reel blocks of the match Rock N Bowl blitzer Kaz that smashed his hip so badly that he will not be able to walk in a while. That wasn't enough for Azurg though, for he continued on to score the decisive touchdown in the final seconds of the match, thus getting the team their first win of the season. Who knew that being the smallest one in a bunch of orcs could fill you with such bloodlust and spite?
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-08-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-05
-
1
-
1
-
5