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With the unfortunate death of team blitzer Varbolg Elfmangler still weighing heavily on the team it was Urgrot Dwarfsmasher who decided to exact vengeance. He delivered a massive hit on the vampire team Bronxington Bloodhounds thrall Puppy that left his hipbone in tiny pieces.
Urgrot continued his rampage in the following match against the Chaos team of Dark Suns of Ad'az where he ripped the horns and most of the skull out of their star beastman Jigsaw with a crunching hit in the second half. Jigsaw was carried off the pitch on a stretcher and buried soon thereafter.
Like most of the team, Urgrot took a vacation in the match against the chaos dwarves of Lobotomized where he failed to achieve much of anything during the whole match. When the rest of the blockers of the team were pulling their weight it looked like Urgrot would do the same in the match against Chaos Crickets but things certainly took a turn for the strange when he found himself getting a beauty of a pass from a visiting journeyman and ran off to score in a daze. As was to be expected, he slipped just on the threshold of the endzone, but the rest of the team bought him enough time to just get up and pick the ball and struggle over the line to score the face-saving first goal of the team in two games. An interesting play that certainly left an impression on both the home and away fans.
As all the media attention that his touchdown created finally quieted down, Urgrot returned to his typical form in the match against Pathos where he left their hobgoblin Fredrick Dirtybone without a jaw after an especially brutal hit.