</br><table style='border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;font-size:1em;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;'><th style='text-align:center;'>Game</th><th>Opponent</th><th>Event</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:center;'>2</th><th style='text-align:left;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3328390'>Greenland Grunts</a></th><td><div style='text-align:left;width:300px;display:inline-block;'><b>Broken Neck:</b></br>
On only his second appearance for the Suckers, Hirt decided to take on the might of the Orcs and block a linesman.
Unfortunately for him the Orc in question wasn't impressed in the slightest, and promptly deflected the blow, resulting in a broken neck for Hirt...</td></tr></td></tr></table>