*Hired Game 139*


Hailing from a placid existence in a small hamlet in the Moot, Pieface loves to eat. More so than most other ogres, which is saying something. He's very good at eating! And he's more than a bit on the...'heavy' side. This isn't a big problem for a player whose key role is to get in the way of things, but the problem with Pieface is that he's just a bit too...nice. Growing up around halflings he was always told to "play nice" and to not lose his temper 'lest he accidentally murder half the village and it worked, Muttonchops being a very well adjusted and amiable ogre. But someone has to pay for those pies and with Pieface's love of the game, the recruitment office was naturally his first port of call once he came of age.

That said Pieface's talent Blood Bowl was evident even from his first game where he scored the winning touchdown and compounded by his natural ability to block with skill as opposed to the ogre-flail preferred by most of his kind. Even an old knee injury hasn't much damaged the big guy's career, and while he's no Big Yan, he's here to stay.

Inside officials have made mention to a specifically hired an ex-ulfwerener star to teach Pieface the fine art of aggression. The most effective tactic thus-far appears to be openly urinating over stacks of Aunty Rose's finest apple pastries, though experiment is ongoing in determining whether a better effect can't be achieved through some other fruit filling.



Game 158: Coach MVP vs lesnainspitoyables - The usually dim ogre provided a solid base to overcome the dawi zharr line, succeeding in not being distracted by the stadium food stands for a whole game.

Game 162: Coach MVP vs goddess fill - A fairly ordinary performance that was to culminate in one of the all time great moments in Bayernhoff Bengal history. Blinking rapidly Pieface saw what he had to do seconds before the end game whistle (2+ bonehead). Rolling through the opponent's tackle (4+ dodge) and sprinting full pelt at the star-skink (2 gfi's) the tubby ogre smashed the astonished skink to the ground (2d pow), leaving the game open for the final passing play that secured the victory for the Bengals.