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Miley Cyrus, born November 23rd 1992. The unholy offspring of Billy Ray Cyrus and Satan in a dress, Miley's unholy devil-born powers soon propelled her to fame. The power that keeps her there requires the sacrifice of 13 dinner ladies per single and the blood from a cat's face for each album. Her TV shows success was fuelled by slapping small and helpless, hungry orphans in the face with various tasty foodstuffs which she would then poop on and force them to eat.