He made a giant Meatball filled with pasta and covered in cheese, because those little meatballs just aren't good enough.

Handfuls of mince consisting of pork, beef & veal, a threesome of meat. Vegetables- green decorative Elf crap, but someone had to eat it and you can't find it in the Bolognese sauce anyway. Pancetta (bacon was on holiday), lots of sauce, lots of pasta and plenty of cheesee. Make the mince into two shells. Fill each with the sauce, pasta and handfuls of cheese, then seal those babies together. Completely cover in meat sauce, handfuls of cheese and cook in a giant Garlic Bread nest.

That ain't no moon, its someone's dinner.