When Nigel Rumpsmacker joined Grofnab's Horribles, the team taylor who embroidered the number on his jersey mistakenly gave Nigel a number reserved for a Chaos Dwarf Blocker. Grofnab Skullcrusher, infuriated by the impudent wearing of a Chaos Dwarf number by a lowly Hobgoblin, vowed to make sure the "inferior sniveling weakling" died on the turf. As such, he assigns Nigel the most dangerous and harrowing assignments imaginable. So far Nigel has survived unscathed. In fact in his first game playing for the Horribles, he scored a touchdown!

"Perhaps the pressure of death is just what it takes to keep the cretins in line." Says Bull Centaur Nusil Doomhoof.

Is this an omen of things to come for Nigel Rumpsmacker? If so he may well end up one of the most talented Hobgoblin players on the turf today.