A giant amongst men: Played in all 16 games of the Sons 1st ever Black Box Sprint
Socrates has spent a great deal of time considering the meaning of life, both on and off the pitch. He is the team's deep thinker and a great student of the sport we all love. These are a few of his observations.
1. Wash your hands after going to the toilet. To date he has killed 3 Rotters (all in one game), and a Beast of Nurgle.
2. Rodents are pests not pets. He has killed 1 Skaven Lineman.
3. Depression is a serious mental illness, and can lead to self harm and other abhorent behaviour. He has helped 1 Dark Elf Lineman to see the light.
4. Short angry hairy men sometimes don't know their own limitations. He has educated 1 Dwarven Trollslayer. Permanently.
Socrates has killed a total of seven times. He's now thinking about his next victim.