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[X] Beardy Blokes
Kvik Ringko
#5
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
39
B
4
P
3
F
0
G
6
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
3
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
+AG
Block
Ringko was drafted into the Blokes from the famous fighting Dwarfs of Kazad's 12th Tunnelfighters, where he served as a courier in the northern region of Uzuk-Nam during the Chaos incursions of '67-'69.

Noted for his team-oriented game, Ringko has defied Dwarf runner tradition with an unusual passing-and-blocking style of play. Observers point to a recent league match versus the Goreguzzlers as the best example of this unorthodox style, in which he chalked up an assist to Blokes captain Gibbo and, in a tragic setback for the Guzzlers, killed their star player Green Goat Cheese. In spite of his popularity, however, fans are unsure how to interpret reports of Ringko's behaviour later that day at the presentation ceremony for his MVP. Many simply don't believe that captain Gibbo's statement that "he was just as drunk as the rest of us" adequately explains reports that Ringko, in an apparently delirious state, implored the audience to "get the hell behind cover", and repeatedly insisted that he was "back in 'Nam."

Since his early career, many fans have insisted that Ringko has a magical ability to match the play-style of his opponents, citing the fact that his prodigious capacity for violence was first demonstrated in a game against the famously violent Chaos Goreguzzlers, and further that this curious event was followed soon after by a sudden and extraordinary increase in manual dexterity that manifested itself about halfway through a match against the Wood Elves of the Darkest Forest. Captain Gibbo recently dismissed the idea in the strongest terms, stating that "...if Kvik got magic, then I'm sober and you're pretty."

To the disappointment of (non-Dwarf) fans, it appears that Gibbo may be right. In a recent interview Ringko offered a different opinion, explaining that "...see, the Woodie can be anywhere, anytime... you think you're safe and then BAM! You and your formation are ambushed... if you wanna beat the Woodie, you gotta... you gotta think like the Woodie..."

After a pause in which he began to sweat, he added: "...you gotta BECOME the Woodie..."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2003-06-07
-
1
-
-
-
3
2003-06-12
1
-
-
1
1
8
2003-06-30
1
1
-
-
-
4
2006-01-27
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-09-27
3
-
-
2
-
7