In his life as a member of Brodawgwoah, John was an agile Blood Bowl player who seemed to be an up-and-coming young talent. Everything changed, however, when he was taken down in a fight with Narwhal. His "death" came as a surprise even to The Cute Little Animal Crackers, because most people thought that the one who scouted him, Bungo, would have his back. It seems that was not the case. He's back for real this time, and if he goes down, he's going down hard.