Martran Goodbrew is the former mayor and most popular brewer of Rumpsfordshire. He is responsible for the inadvertent spreading of chaotic influence. His was the well first contaminated. The corrupted water was used to brew his blue ribbon "Goodbrew's Good Brew" which was eagerly consumed in every home.

Even now, his twisted mind is focused on brewing the ultimate lager. The bodily fluids of those who fall on the pitch routinely find their way in his latest concoctions.