The team slacker. No one has been able to explain why Kickem has accomplished nothing over the whole history of the team. Snorri continually gripes about "the smell from yur brown nose" since coach seems to give him lots of playing time in hope he can make a few plays.

The streak has ended! 26 games spp free, but in the 27th tilt, Kickem took out a Witch Elf. Failing in his run at the ignominious record, but taking out an opposing skill player, left Kickem torn.