A former lineman from the Chrace Charioteers, Wee Willie McEwn is the third convert to be persuaded by the Ghastly Old Proverbs, in game 7. A high-elf from those northwestern coastal communities no less! You know, the ones that should fall into the sea, dammit! Get off my lawn, you stupid pansies! Go back to Ulthuan! Not you, Willie... we're confident that Willie will make a fine spokesman for the cause.

What happened to the first two converts? Never played a game, you say? Well, never you mind that. Sometimes you need a token, sometimes you don't, you know?