"Your mother is what we halflings call, 'Big Taco with ekstra bean sauce.'"
- Cheese Dick (delivering a misunderstood compliment on the field)


“You cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!”
- Cheese Dick (disagreeing with the ref.)


"semen puking asshole dickhead testicle shooting rectal wart"
- Cheese Dick (agreeing with the ref.)


"Shut up, fat ass!"
- Cheese Dick (passing by the ref.)