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The Matwix
#4
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
305
B
47
P
38
F
2
G
31
Cp
15
In
0
Cs
3
Td
8
Mvp
1
GPP
50
XPP
0
SPP
50
Injuries
n, d, m
Skills
Block
Pass
Fend
Nerves Of Steel
Sure Hands
This man grew up in a relatively poor community during his early years. The average person would tell nothing unusual about this person. However that all changed when a white collar elf crime took place, lead by a factory worker which watched over the process of packaging the Twix candy itself. This crime concealed one million dollars across 100 seemingly normal Twix candy bars packages to be sold to accomplices of the robbery unbeknownst to the seller, calculated ever so cleverly of each distribution sector.
This man happened to purchase the last one of these packages before the accomplice managed to get a hold of it. When he opened the package to reveal that were instead two tightly rolled up wads of cash, the accomplice gave chase so he ran as fast as he could towards the nearest police station. When the elf was getting closer, he managed to get an officer's attention and successfully threw the package 120 yards to the nearest police officer to land perfectly in his hands. That package was the final piece of evidence needed to successfully prosecute almost all of the accomplices associated with the crime. This man was given the name "The Matwix" in memorization of the events that took place and blood bowl coaches everywhere competed to hire this player.
Will he live up to the expectations of Just Desserts, or fumble under the pressure?
This man happened to purchase the last one of these packages before the accomplice managed to get a hold of it. When he opened the package to reveal that were instead two tightly rolled up wads of cash, the accomplice gave chase so he ran as fast as he could towards the nearest police station. When the elf was getting closer, he managed to get an officer's attention and successfully threw the package 120 yards to the nearest police officer to land perfectly in his hands. That package was the final piece of evidence needed to successfully prosecute almost all of the accomplices associated with the crime. This man was given the name "The Matwix" in memorization of the events that took place and blood bowl coaches everywhere competed to hire this player.
Will he live up to the expectations of Just Desserts, or fumble under the pressure?
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2013-02-27
2
1
-
2
-
9
2013-02-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-02-28
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-02-28
3
-
-
-
-
3
2013-03-02
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-03-02
1
-
-
-
1
6
2013-03-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-03-05
1
1
-
-
-
4
2013-03-07
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-03-10
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-03-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-03-14
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-03-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-09-27
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-09-27
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-09-28
1
-
-
1
-
3
2015-09-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-09-29
1
-
-
-
-
1