Stagnant Mere is one of the original players in the She Chameleons team. He likes to take risks, recklessly throwing himself about on the pitch. Unreliable and therefore unpredictable and creative, he has already scored a touchdown, from the sideline surrounded by a cage of skinks. In his free time, he improvises moody fanfares on his horn, jamming on deep into the nights.

Stagnant Mere died in his second game, against the dwarven team Thunderwolves, after the Apothecary failed to save his life. He died like he lived, recklessly.

R.I.P. 30 April 2513.