Rumours abound that Ted is actually just a particularly short Goblin, as he has been spotted in the company of many of his larger cousins. Ted vehemently denies any association with the goblins claiming "It wuz just a wun tiem ting, i wuz just a liddle pogo curius"

Ted has also recently been accused of double dipping by plying his trade on some nubile Amazonian women, Ted insists this is meaningless slander, but here at Miss Ogre Magazine, we will keep you abreast of the situation.