The vile hallucinogenic mushroom stews beloved of goblin fanatics sends most irretrievably insane, but grants a tiny few brief moments of clarity. Friedrat Nasher is, by Goblin standards, capable of flashes of incredible intellectual lucidity. During these periods, he has penned - or at least scrawled - several immortal works of goblin filoosoxxx phalizxxx goblin thinking stuff, among them "A little bit past gobbo and elf", "Gobbo, all too Gobbo" and "Dat's wot Zarusthra sed". His most famous quote however, comes from the pitch: "Swing not the ball and chain, lest the ball and chain swing back into you."

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