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"Marquee" Marky Moose may be one of AHalfling Team's fan favorites, but his introduction to the game was not quite so dignified. He broke into Blood Bowl as a member of the "Marky Moose Club" -- a squadron of three skinks who donned ridiculous plush costumes and went to man the line on every defensive drive. Originally named the "Ricky Mouse Club" after its late, otherwise undistinguished founder Ricky Mouse, the trio's rotating membership included such non-notable Blood Bowlers as Ronald Ruck, Ronald Dork, Geefy, Girfy and Guffy... while their antics amused the crowd, it turned out that the mortality rate was fairly high.
But as a Blood Bowl player, Marky proved more moose than mouse -- after teaming up on the line with Dennis Dock and Giraffy for a few games, he found himself stronger than practically any player in the Leeg. He was allowed to take off the costume's enormous padded head and hands, and started getting work as a blitzer, then as a ball-carrier. With the puffy gloves off, Marky also demonstrated aptitude for handling the ball. He was, in fact, as adept a Blood Bowl player as any wood elf. Now a full-fledged star on the pitch, Marky demanded that the Marky Moose Club be disbanded... from now on, the entire team would be allowed to wear the proper uniforms and play the game the right way.
(But the picture on the team's website is a little out of date.)