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Silverfish Isle
Heaveho Handypinch of Darkwater
#11
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
5
AV
8
R
42
B
1
P
20
F
0
G
6
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Safe Throw
+AG
Darkwater - contrary to its name - is an idealic lagoon on the Silver Coast, birthplace of the celebrated high elf philosopher Handho Heavyclinch (who famously said, "A dwarf dodging is like a dog on it's hind legs; you know it can happen, but you are always surprised when it does!") and home of the finest tobacco shop in the region. When the Chaos Dwarfs arrived many of the inhabitants leaped into the clear blue waters in the belief that they would be safe from the monsters away from dry land. The dwarfs produced their blunderbusses and massacred them like fish in a barrel. Heaveho survived by hiding himself under waves with an improvised reed snorkel to allow him to stay submerged. The bodies of his fallen friends and family drifted down past him in macabre and bloody slow motion until one by one they disappeared into the invisible depths. He dared not emerge until a full day later, to find only the smouldering ruins of his once proud township and the faint smell of burned manuscripts and gunpowder in the air.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2013-08-21
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-09-02
1
-
-
-
1
6
2013-09-02
2
-
-
-
-
2
2013-09-07
1
-
-
-
-
1