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Surprisingly for a thrower, Horsethrower is one of the stupidest players on a very stupid team. Worshipping the captain Blackfist, we will often follow him around all day, much to the captains annoyance. The coach has been experimenting with Horsethrower by suggesting he pretend the opposition ball carrier is in fact his idol, and to follow him around and try and give him a nice big orcish hug. So far this has proved to be an enormous failure, but as the coach says "he's got troll dung for brains so what else can I get him to do?".