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Bitter Runners
Samson
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Storm Vermin
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
5
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
d
Skills
Block
Claw
Razor Sharp Claws
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Old Bitter Runner's captain and Team Rat Ogre's Packmaster, so greatly addicted to warpstone that in his short career he collected more mutations than any other known Stormvermin in the same timespan.
Team player named him "Caress", referring to his deadly Claws (Razor sharp too, if you were asking) (and you really don't want to hear how opponents named him - something having to do with claw hands and personal hygiene), met his end ripped to death by his own claws when he fell, knocked over by rookie Ogre of Bolgosgrad Bears.
Rumours wanted that new Bitter Runners' Captain, star Gutter Runners' Gurz, is somewhat involved in this suspicious death.
Gained the Hall of Fame for the Most Spectacular Handoff Injury prize, that he won three times in a row.
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Old Bitter Runner's captain and Team Rat Ogre's Packmaster, so greatly addicted to warpstone that in his short career he collected more mutations than any other known Stormvermin in the same timespan.
Team player named him "Caress", referring to his deadly Claws (Razor sharp too, if you were asking) (and you really don't want to hear how opponents named him - something having to do with claw hands and personal hygiene), met his end ripped to death by his own claws when he fell, knocked over by rookie Ogre of Bolgosgrad Bears.
Rumours wanted that new Bitter Runners' Captain, star Gutter Runners' Gurz, is somewhat involved in this suspicious death.
Gained the Hall of Fame for the Most Spectacular Handoff Injury prize, that he won three times in a row.
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Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2003-04-23
-
1
-
1
-
5
2003-04-23
1
-
-
-
-
1
2003-04-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2003-04-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2003-04-26
-
1
-
2
-
7