Known as the Colonel, Jaunty Hurdin is the chief of our ragtag band of bargain bandits. His specialist subject is locks - there isn't much he doesn't know about it. While people come from all over to have him inspect their locks, he frequently reciprocates and can be seen examining many a front door, merrily humming as he first states the brand and model, then smashses them off with the Hurtdin Hammer. What? Can't a man name his crowbar in peace around here?