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Ham likes reedin and says that 'Hell is other people'. I told him, 'No, four eyez, hell iz me rammin those books up yer jacksee if yoo don't stop talkin and go out to cause some splooshes!' He sez his books are on existentialism but I picked one up once and it was 'Jaymie's 20-minute Goblin Mealz'...
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just when he was gettin good at foulin, Ham got killed by a stinky
elf in this
match. Something happened next which will teach me a lesson... I got the apo to save him! The apo brung him back again but he was so unagile that after the game he couln't even bend down to go to the toilet on the floor as is the post-match tradition. He wasn't even agile enuff to reach his poxy books from the shelf!
He cried all the way home. He loved pooin on the floor. And reachin his books. For him, being brung back to life but not all in one piece wos wrose than death to him. He couldn't really play ball any more so I had to fire him. But I've decide that he is the last goblin I will ever fire! From now on, all goblins will play til they die! No one else will suffer the same fate as Ham! Not on my watch! Not on my team!
Ham is now the official book-keeper of the Stompers. Truth be told though, he's a bit rubbish an we don't really need a book-keeper; I might fire im from that too.