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The Ayatollah of Lawn Mowing
Never one to fear the spiked ball, The Ayatollah of Lawn Mowing was a consistent star for the Heretics. His level of play continued to rise until reaching demigodly heights in the Season 2 Championship Game. Flawless ball handling, 2 TDs, and the effortless snag of a wet, bouncing 2nd half kickoff confirmed his greatness to all the KPL fans.
The Ayatollah now spends his days enjoying crack, whores, and every KPL match. Long gone are his days of keeping the grounds nicely trimmed. Those duties are in other hands now, but he still oversees all landscaping matters and has promised to eliminate all unworthy lawn laborers in Khemri.