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Resistance is Futile was recruited by the head coach personally while on a scouting trip. The prospects on display had been somewhat disappointing, but the International Cultist Convention outside the stadium quickly devolved into a glorious melee, where one beefy enforcer was seen to clear a wide swath through the crowd, enthusiastically chanting his odd cult's motto, "Resistance is Futile!"
He was reluctant to hang up his sacrificial daggers and weaponized skin grafts to play Blood Bowl, but a lucrative contract proved incentive enough to change his mind, provided he was allowed to keep yelling his favorite chant.