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Did you know? Up until now, 1494567 players have died on the pitch.
Len is a late-comer to this thing, this so-called game which others play.
He is curious about the oval thingy, but not so much that it will stop him hittings things.
Other humans are a good start.
If they are elf-shaped, so much the better.