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Gives-No-F*ck
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Kroxigor
MA
6
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
54
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
Break Tackle
Guard
Joining the team on the first day, Gives-No-F*ck soon becomes the first skilled member of the team, learning to Guard his fellow failures because just because they are 9 feet tall and have strenght 4 doesn't mean they can withstand unskilled blows from rats and elves and goblins.
Gives is notoriously retarded, even for a boneheaded player. The team's only option is to convince him to move toward agile players and never move again ever. He won't punch. He wont block. He wont take up a beating. But he will dodge like a fucking pro when asked tho, which is more than most skinks on the team could brag about...
Sometimes people will try to punch Gives and fail horribly. Because Gives-No-F*ck hardly gives any fucks. Such was the case of Silas Infante, a cocky High elf who was promptly eaten.
Actually, out of 4 casualties from Gives, 3 of them are deaths. That happend while he was defending. Just... leave him alone, guys.
Gives is notoriously retarded, even for a boneheaded player. The team's only option is to convince him to move toward agile players and never move again ever. He won't punch. He wont block. He wont take up a beating. But he will dodge like a fucking pro when asked tho, which is more than most skinks on the team could brag about...
Sometimes people will try to punch Gives and fail horribly. Because Gives-No-F*ck hardly gives any fucks. Such was the case of Silas Infante, a cocky High elf who was promptly eaten.
Actually, out of 4 casualties from Gives, 3 of them are deaths. That happend while he was defending. Just... leave him alone, guys.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2014-04-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-04-16
-
-
-
2
-
4
2015-03-06
-
-
-
1
1
7
2015-03-23
-
-
-
1
1
7
2017-11-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2017-11-08
-
-
-
-
1
5