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Pirate Metal Drinking Crew
P [L] Undead Pirates

This is the tale, of a world gone wrong
A history without a song
The threads of meaning lost to me
We're blind to what we cannot see

Aeons ago when the ancients ruled
Nurgle and Tzeentch, celebrating yule
But then the damn pirates came along and said
YO HO HO - You're @#$!ing dead!

Now your world's crashing down
Only one can survive
It's time you woke up
And realized

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a !@#$, we think you all suck

$#@! YOU

Sailing the seas of the distant past
We're on a quest to kick your ass
With cannonfire and battlecry
Your mighty legacy will die

The blood of Nuffle in our veins
We're bringing slaughter, death and pain
There's no escape, tonight you're screwed
Cos we're the pirate metal drinking crew

Across the seven seas
For a thousand years
We're your greatest wish
We're your darkest fear

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a !@#%, we think you all suck

!&%# YOU
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Vampire Lord
6 6 4 7
Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Wild Animal
Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Leap, +ST
-av 16 2 12 0 9 4 Legend
72
340k
(160+180)k
 
2
Zombie Ogre
4 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 1 4/6 130k
(130+0)k
 
3
Zombie Ogre
4 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm, Grab
  15 0 0 0 9 3 30/51 190k
(130+60)k
 
4
Syreen
6 3 3 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Hypnotic Gaze, Leap, Very Long Legs
Block, Dodge
-ma 11 5 2 0 1 2 21/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
5
Syreen
6 3 3 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Hypnotic Gaze, Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle
-ma 17 2 8 0 1 1 32/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
6
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Leader
  15 0 0 0 1 1 6/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
7
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
  18 1 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block
  18 0 0 0 2 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard
  17 0 0 0 2 1 8/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
13
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Kick
  18 0 0 0 2 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
16
Skeleton Pirate
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Stab, Thick Skull
  9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: Mootzilla Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Undead Pirates Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1720k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:18 (9/3/6) |TD Diff:8 (23 - 15) |Cas Diff:18 (29/12/8 - 16/9/6)
Last Opponent: Serra's Angels