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Slicker Than Snot
Retired [X] Lizardmen

Slicker Than Snot. The team, the myth, the legend.

With every new bloodbowl season this rugged and scruffy band of athletes drags itself onto the playing field once more to face yet another year of horrendously bad luck.

The team first organized when McCartney, the team half-forward, lacked the money to pay for his chariot insurance. Consequently, he went around his native temple city and gathered up a few of his friends to make some money playing bloodbowl. What McCartney didn't tell the group was that the reason he couldn't pay for his insurance was because a drwarven gypsy had put an evil hex upon him. A hex that not only made it impossible for McCartney to make any substantial amount of money, but also that made him fail almost all his dice rolls when playing Yahtzee. Stupid-ass gypsies.

Yet the Slicker Than Snot team soldiers on. With each match they boldly march towards their inevitable fate of being crushed by their opponents' wallets. How very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very extraordinarily very very very very very very very very spam brave of them!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rembrandt
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   16 0 1 0 3 0 9/ 100k
(100)k
  
2
Picasso
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
 n, m 16 0 1 0 4 0 11/ 100k
(0)k
  
3
Da Vinci
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block, Guard
   16 1 1 0 2 2 18/ 120k
(128)k
  
4
Kandinsky
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block, Guard
   16 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 120k
(128)k
  
5
Van Gogh
Saurus
7 4 1 9
Block, +MA
   15 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 130k
(135)k
  
6
Mozart
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Block
   4 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 90k
(115)k
  
8
Beethoven
Skink
9 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Catch, +MA
   14 2 6 0 0 2 30/ 110k
(130)k
  
9
Chopin
Skink
8 2 4 7
Dodge, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet
 n, m 16 8 4 0 1 1 27/ 120k
(0)k
  
10
Brahms
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Sure Feet
 n 16 3 3 0 1 1 19/ 100k
(104)k
  
11
McCartney
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Block
   16 0 0 0 6 0 12/ 160k
(123)k
  
12
Monet
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   10 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 100k
(100)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Goodnametaken Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1470k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (6/1/9) |TD Diff:-3 (30 - 33) |Cas Diff:6 (18/7/2 - 5/12/4)
Last Opponent: Beyond