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Crumpetty Tree Incorporated
Retired [L] Halfling

I
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat.
For his Hat was a hundred and two feet wide,
With ribbons and bibbons on every side
And bells, and buttons, and loops, and lace,
So that nobody ever could see the face
Of the Quangle Wangle Quee.

II
The Quangle Wangle said
To himself on the Crumpetty Tree, —
"Jam; and jelly; and bread;
"Are the best of food for me!
"But the longer I live on this Crumpetty Tree
"The plainer than ever it seems to me
"That very few people come this way
"And that life on the whole is far from gay!"
Said the Quangle Wangle Quee.

III
But there came to the Crumpetty Tree,
Mr. and Mrs. Canary;
And they said, — "Did ever you see
"Any spot so charmingly airy?
"May we build a nest on your lovely Hat?
"Mr. Quangle Wangle, grant us that!
"O please let us come and build a nest
"Of whatever material suits you best,
"Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee!"

IV
And besides, to the Crumpetty Tree
Came the Stork, the Duck, and the Owl;
The Snail, and the Bumble-Bee,
The Frog, and the Fimble Fowl;
(The Fimble Fowl, with a corkscrew leg;)
And all of them said, — "We humbly beg,
"We may build out homes on your lovely Hat, —
"Mr. Quangle Wangle, grant us that!
"Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee!"

V
And the Golden Grouse came there,
And the Pobble who has no toes, —
And the small Olympian bear, —
And the Dong with a luminous nose.
And the Blue Baboon, who played the Flute, —
And the Orient Calf from the Land of Tute, —
And the Attery Squash, and the Bisky Bat, —
All came and built on the lovely Hat
Of the Quangle Wangle Quee.

VI
And the Quangle Wangle said
To himself on the Crumpetty Tree, —
"When all these creatures move
"What a wonderful noise there'll be!"
And at night by the light of the Mulberry moon
They danced to the Flute of the Blue Baboon,
On the broad green leaves of the Crumpetty Tree,
And all were as happy as happy could be,
With the Quangle Wangle Quee.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Quangle Wangle Quee II
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Blue Baboon
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Grab, Guard
   9 0 0 0 5 3 25/ 160k
(120+40)k
  
3
Bumble-Bee II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Owl II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Duck
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(30+30)k
  
6
Dong with a luminous nose
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   10 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
8
Small Olympian bear II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   6 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
9
Bisky Batt
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Attery Squash
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
11
Golden Grouse
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Stork
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Nobby_Nobbs Re-Rolls (120k): 0  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 680k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 680k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:10 (4/0/6) |TD Diff:-5 (6 - 11) |Cas Diff:0 (10/11/3 - 17/4/3)
Last Opponent: Decomposing Deadwalkers