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Obbo Gobbo
Roster [X] Chaos Dwarf

"Chaos Dwarfs are not very numerous and make great use of sneaky hobgoblin slaves
to perform all kinds of tasks, including playing on their Blood Bowl teams."
--excerpt from the Living Rulebook, pg. 50

It began, as such things always do, with a vision. A vision of a team consisting solely of hobgoblins, feared throughout the lands for their stunning ability at Blood Bowl. This is the vision of the team's owner, Buz Grotdamn, a retired Star Player and perhaps the brightest hobgoblin that ever lived(about as smart as a middling-intelligent black orc). He hates Chaos Dwarfs as only an abused former slave can hate, and seeks to beat and humiliate them whenever possible, although all the "better" Blood Bowl races are equally legitimate targets, particularly elves due to their generally superior attitude. His first team, "The 'Obgob 'Ooligans", failed, as the evil god Hashut spread his vile influence through the 'Ead Office. The hiring of Chaos Dwarfs(as well as mutant Bull Centaurs and Minotaurs) in the name of "survivability" had diluted the first team's purity of purpose, and they are generally felt to have deserved the eventual implosion that ended their career. A new strategy was concocted, a new team bought right off the auction blocks of Zharr-Naggrund. They were young and inexperienced, but hungry for success. They started slowly, but after a few matches they took to the game like skaven to cheese-thievery. Their team captain, a gluttonous hill-troll of the wild lands, inspired them to achieve feats of glory on the pitch, and in the shadow of his example they thrived. Free of the meddling of dark stunty gods, they continue in their quest for greatness, inspiring hordes of slackjawed, mouth-breathing, greenskin hooligan followers to swell their side of the terraces as they go.

"...not to worry, it's just a stupid hobgoblin..."

--attributed to Orlando Furioso ( Wardancer- Ayerbourne Rangers), last words.


"The Obgob flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our martyred dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise the scarlet standard high,
Within it's shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

The Obgob flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Obgob dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise the Obgob banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the red flag flying high,
'Cos Obbo Gobbo will not die."

--Red Flag (Obbo Gobbo version)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kuz Dreadcleaver
Hobgoblin
6 2 4 7
Block, +AG, Pass Block
 -st, m 20 6 7 0 1 1 34/51 120k
(0)k
  
2
Xot Giantdamn
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   19 1 2 0 2 2 21/31 80k
(75)k
  
3
Bugd Madjeer
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
Sure Hands, +AG, Block
   20 26 1 0 1 1 36/51 120k
(123)k
  
4
Mor Foulmouth
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   20 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 80k
(75)k
  
5
Suz Evilfang
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
Block, +MA
   20 1 2 0 3 1 18/31 90k
(100)k
  
6
Dun Bonegut
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   20 2 3 1 3 2 29/31 80k
(75)k
  
7
Taz Evilgas
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
 n 9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(42)k
  
8
Zat Boneclaw
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Guard
   20 1 2 0 2 1 16/31 90k
(85)k
  
9
Xeg Stonestench
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
 n 18 1 4 0 2 0 17/31 80k
(63)k
  
10
Xork Darkgibber
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   20 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 80k
(75)k
  
11
Gam Madpuke
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   20 3 3 1 4 1 27/31 80k
(75)k
  
12
Zurk Fouleye
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle, Sure Hands
 m 17 0 2 1 2 4 32/51 100k
(0)k
  
13
Ragedrool The Covetous
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle
   19 0 0 0 9 2 28/31 160k
(128)k
  
14
Grashnak Blackhoof
Star Player
6 6 2 9
Horns, Mighty Blow, Star, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 160k
(150)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: mattydontlikeit Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k / 1760k Assistant Coaches: 7  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 7  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (6/2/12) |TD Diff:-14 (30 - 44) |Cas Diff:1 (18/11/3 - 14/11/6)
Last Opponent: Da Big Stompaz