And so a new day dawns on the NCUC program with the best game ever having been played the evening prior. If you're reading this, you're welcome. Not just for the fun fluff and mild entertainment, but for 'accidentally' killing Nelson Phenny. I lie. It was no accident and I enjoyed it immensely. Even more so when I learned said player was named after former rival Nelphine. You may know that Nelphine is was the coach of recently deceased player julian star who never graduated cuz he died. But that is an old rivalry from a different team so bringing up star's death is irrelevant. But fun. So here's to a new rivalry with whatever the name of Whaflalaga's team is and many more dead elves in our future!.

Thank Nuffle this wasn't one of many losses this season. It actually, in a way, can be viewed as a win as the 1-1 draw covered the spread. In fact, that's exactly how it will be viewed and recorded in the annals of history. Another win against that derpity dipstick Waaghs and his stupid elves. Definitely going to kill some of them in season 38. Recently ran a coach's poll and nobody said they liked him. Just sad.

2 games, 2 draws. Some would call that a push, but then again, some people are idiots who are unable to read between the lines. 0-0 draw with Canturkey, but a solid +3 in the casualty department. Plus Wolvezz got totally lucky. 2-2 draw with Notre Sham, but again an impressive +3 in the casualty department. That and I totally outskilled Waagh. He was up 0-2 at the half! What a clown. He retired from the NCBB after this season, largely due to this humiliation. Another rivalry won.

Sadly, the problem with crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women is eventually they've all run so far away it's nigh impossible to find a worthy opponent. With only 1 official rival in Season 39, Canturkey, we were left to inflict double the embarrassment in only one match. 2-0 win with plenty a bloody dorf left laying on the pitch. There are rumors some woodies want a piece of this NCUC action. But their words and threats are like farts on the wind. Bring it to the game or stfu.

0-1 loss to Canturkey. F that noise. Quit reading this crap and instead bask in the glory that is Season 41!

Pretty sure we accepted a rivalry from PSU this season and that may have been a bad call. 0-3 loss to those hipster 'Horticulturalists' and their unwashed bullshittery. Want to know how to hide money from a Horticulturalist? Put it under the soap. Also lost to Canturkey again. Beginning to think this squad isn't paying enough attention to the importance of these matches

Rivalries are for sucks (read: 0-1). Probably should look for some more as I'll be down TV in season 43 and could use me some good wizarding. Obviously need some magic to get a win for this "college". To quote the immortal movie Slapshot "It's fucking embarrassing"