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Troutmask Replica My smile is stuck I cannot go back to your Frownland My spirit's made up of the ocean And the sky and the sun and the moon And all my eyes can see I cannot go back to your land of gloom Where black jagged shadows Remind me of the coming of your doom I want my own land Take my hand and come with me It's not too late for you if it's not too late for me To find my homeland Where a man can stand by another man Without an ego flying With no man lying And no one dying by an earthly hand Let the devils burn and the beggar learn And the little girls that live in those old worlds Take my kind hand My smile is stuck I cannot go back to your Frownland History Artist image of Vilet Don Glen Vliet a wandering minstrel of renown in the Deserted Isles toured the deepest south, there he became so enchanted by the Ocean he sung a continuous sweet lament to the ocean. Many believe this was influenced by the fungus found around the area. His song was like a siren call for the Nautican's dwelling of the coast and they approached the beach in droves. The Ingimbrites transformed their form into various and funky shafts of light, the Crester grooved like shiny beasts. And the Crabs entered a Bongo fury. This lasted hours upon hours. Of course the locals were alarmed and relevant authority were called. Some what baffled by the whole situation and prude in nature the local sheriff saw no way of stopping the bizarre affair. He decided simply to cut it off at the neck and hastily strung up the bard. The Nautican crowd simply watching not understanding what was happening. They stayed on the beach seemingly waiting for the music to restart. Over the years they shuffled slightly but there was not much movement. A local blood bowl team, The Brickyard Bombardiers, decided to use the beach to train. The cresters became quite interested. One Brave Crester known as the the Spotlight Kid burst into there practice stealing the ball and ripping in and out between the hapless blocks thrown by the team. Until Star blitzer Thrust "The Back Breaker" Tigerworth got a hold of the kid and took the life out of him. A brief while later and a full game was organised. The Nauticans were soundly thrashed by the experience human side but this did nothing but to ignite their love for the game despite the Bombadiers wearing the faces of the dead Cresters. The local fans of the south love the squad and regularly turn up in fish masks. One of these fans, Agostinho Rodrigues, taking pity on the poor fish folk and started making Replica's of these faces trying to stop the now sport of mug a Crester and take his face. Agostinho Rodrigues as well as merchandising has ended up with the job of "managing" and "coaching" the side who he simply name Troutmask replica mostly in a vain attempt to continue to support his philanthropic approach to looking after the squad. Agostinho Rodrigues hastily scrawled a deal with local plutocrat of the land Silky for the squad to play in the Oceania Secret Blood Bowl League hoping to shift more units. Remember Them! The fate of the deep how we fare Safe as Milk Our legends Crabs life |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Giant Crab
|
4 | 5 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Bone Head, Claws, Side Step, Throw Team-mate Block, Mighty Blow |
  | 14 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2/24 | 200k
(140+60)k |
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2 |
Crester
|
7 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 7+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
-av | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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3 |
Ignimbrite
|
4 | 2 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Dauntless, Jump Up, Regeneration, Stand Firm Guard, Block, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player |
n, -pa | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0/32 | 120k
(50+70)k |
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4 |
Ignimbrite
|
4 | 2 | 4+ | 4+ | 10+ | Dauntless, Jump Up, Regeneration, Stand Firm Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Wrestle |
  | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 11/32 | 120k
(50+70)k |
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5 |
Crester
|
8 | 2 | 2+ | 5+ | 8+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Sure Feet, +AG, +MA |
  | 15 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12/28 | 140k
(60+80)k |
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6 |
Crester
|
7 | 2 | 2+ | 5+ | 7+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle, +AG |
-av | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/24 | 120k
(60+60)k |
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7 |
Giant Crab
|
4 | 5 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Bone Head, Claws, Side Step, Throw Team-mate Juggernaut |
  | 14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1/20 | 160k
(140+20)k |
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8 |
Crester
|
7 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Safe Pair of Hands, Leap |
n | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4/24 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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9 |
Crester
|
7 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Catch, Safe Pair of Hands |
  | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0/24 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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10 |
Ignimbrite
|
3 | 2 | 4+ | 4+ | 10+ | Dauntless, Jump Up, Regeneration, Stand Firm Block, Mighty Blow |
-ma | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0/24 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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11 |
Crester
|
7 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
n | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1/20 | 70k
(60+10)k |
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12 |
Ignimbrite
|
4 | 2 | 4+ | 4+ | 10+ | Dauntless, Jump Up, Regeneration, Stand Firm Sure Hands |
  | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1/20 | 60k
(50+10)k |
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13 |
Crester
|
7 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Safe Pair of Hands |
  | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/20 | 70k
(60+10)k |
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14 |
Crester
|
7 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Catch |
n, -pa | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4/20 | 70k
(60+10)k |
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15 |
Crester
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
-ma, n | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4/18 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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16 |
Crester
|
7 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
-av, m | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 60k
(0)k |
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15 players (+1 player missing next game) | Lustrian Superleague | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 15 (3/1/11) | | | TD Diff: | -18 (12 - 30) | | | Cas Diff: | -16 (7/15/2 - 25/12/3) |
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Last Opponent: DSR team B |