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Roster [C] Norse

These guys are the most brutal, low down, cut throat, goon squad and down right nasty Norsemen to ever take the Blood Bowl pitch.

They dont like Elf ballers...That is an abomination to all that is holy. These guys go old school blood bowl. If there is not blood, guts and missing teeth, well you are not playing Blood Bowl.

These guys call Elfballing, Euro Pansy hockey. The idea that hockey is best on a large rink, high scoring and a sport based on skill is a allien thought to these guys. Of course dont bring up Olympic Hockey as the gold standard of how the game should be played..They will go into a frenzy rage and DP boot you into oblivion.

Old School 5 minute majors, riots, cleared benches, fore checks, sticks to the eyes and of course the coveted game misconduct is the only way to play the game.

If you really piss these guys off they will just "drop the gloves" in the middle of the pitch and throw down, ignoring the ball, scoring, the ref and just beat the living tar out of your pixels.

These guys have been know to "drop the gloves" on the opening turn. You never know.
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This is what happens if your pixels get our assistant coach mad at you and you are in front of our bench area.

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Be sure to check out the players bio links to some of the greatest DP shots in NHL HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

Note: This team is made up of the top 16 dirtiest NHL players of all time. They are DP legends, do not doubt their ability to lay the boot.

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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ulf Sammuleson
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Wrestle
   10 0 0 0 1 1 3/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
2
Darcy Tucker
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
 -ag 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
3
Tie Domi
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   10 0 2 0 1 0 2/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
4
Sean Avery
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   11 0 0 0 0 2 2/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
5
Todd Bertuzi
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Brian Marchment
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Strip Ball, Pro
 n 10 2 1 0 1 1 4/24 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Matt Johnson
Ulfwerener
6 4 4+ - 9+
Frenzy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 105k
(105+0)k
  
8
Matt Cooke
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Pro, Dauntless
   11 1 0 0 2 1 2/24 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Marty McSorley
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Tackle
   11 0 1 0 0 2 1/24 80k
(50+30)k
  
10
Chris Simmon
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Shadowing
   11 0 0 0 3 0 3/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
11
Jimmy Mahn
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Tackle
 -ag, m 11 0 1 0 0 1 1/20 70k
(0)k
  
12
Dale Hunter
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
 n 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Bobby Clarke
Yhetee
5 5 5+ - 9+
Claws, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Unchannelled Fury
Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
 -ag 10 0 0 0 5 2 1/28 180k
(140+40)k
  
15
Krog Ulfsom
Norse Berserker
6 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Pile Driver
   6 0 1 0 0 1 4/20 100k
(90+10)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Old World Classic
Coach: PainState Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1285k (±220) Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1355k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (4/1/6) |TD Diff:-3 (9 - 12) |Cas Diff:-3 (4/10/1 - 9/8/1)
Last Opponent: Ate Grapes And Complained