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"Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, allow me to express my immense confidence in the superiority of my team. Our squad consists of only the finest and most talented individuals, handpicked and groomed to perform at the highest level. Our training regimen, tactics, and strategies are unmatched by any other competition. The mere notion of defeat is an absurdity. I assure you, when we step onto the field, the opposing team will know that they are facing true champions, who possess not just skill, but class and elegance. We are simply in a league of our own, and it is only a matter of time before the entire world acknowledges our dominance. Thank you." ~Zine The Humble, former swordmaster general, Coach of R’n’B Sigma Elves 16 teams will compete aganist each other to gain the favour of our all beloving Nuffle! The new season of LWN is starting with a slight delay, but the R'n'B Sigma Elves team is not slowing down. The reporter managed to catch a glimpse of their training, which suggests that the team is in excellent form. A brief interview with the team captain, Clint Elfwood, revealed that the team is full of optimism and confident in their abilities. Although they are up against the green-skinned opponents, the captain is confident of victory. Will the R'n'B Sigma Elves team achieve their goals? We will find out soon. In a fierce match between the R'n'B Sigma Elves and the brutish Orc Women's team, tensions ran high from the very start.. Despite the spirited play of the Sigma Elves, their star player, Elfis Presley, was injured during a solo attempt to score. The situation only worsened when the Orcs' violent tactics caused Snak, their notorious thrower, to be expelled from the game for a brutal foul.But even with one less player, the Orcs continued to dominate the first half, overwhelming the brave defense of the Elves. To make matters worse, a crucial error by Buddie Elfman resulted in a breakdown of the Elf defense, allowing the Orcs to take the lead. Although the Sigma Elves valiantly fought back, their efforts were ultimately in vain as the brutal force of the Orcs proved too much to overcome. The second half of the game was just as eventful for the Sigma Elves. The referee got into a fight with an Orc bruiser, and things got heated, resulting in the Orc getting a red card for her unruly behavior. Dingleberry Dazzlewhistle showed off his impressive agility, breaking through the Orc defense and leaving the fans laughing at the clumsy attempts of the Orcs to catch up with him. Unfortunately, he got a little too carried away and was eventually caught. Trying to save the situation, Noel Nightgale fell and was also injured, having to leave the field. Coach Zane commented, "Our magnificent team is used to playing Blood Bowl with a certain level of decorum, not the brutal street game that our opponents brought. Even the match referee had to use brutal methods to keep those crazed players in line." The R'n'B Sigma Elves are gearing up for their upcoming match against the Goblin and Skaven Underground team. . Despite a recent loss, the team seems to be training harder than ever before, with everyone giving 110%. We had a chance to speak with team captain Clint Elfwood JC: Good day, Captain Clint Elfwood. How do you feel about the upcoming match against the Goblin Underground team? Clint Elfwood: Hail and well met, fair scribe. I shall say this: we are ready for any foe that crosses our path, even these rats and goblins. Our team is blessed with the finest warriors and strategists, and we shall emerge victorious. JC: I see. And what do you make of your opponent's strengths and weaknesses? CE: Ah, a keen mind you have, indeed. We have discovered that many of their key players will be unable to take the field, and they shall resort to hiring mercenaries. But such craven tactics shall not avail them, for we have the skill and the spirit to overcome any challenge. TLM vs IKS Ogniwo Nordland (2-1), first starplayer enters the field.. As the first matches of the new season are on its way, all eyes were on Delilah Freasse, also known as "Slayer Orchestra," have spread far and wide. Her notorious reputation stems from her brutal fouls that terrorized opposing teams in the previous season. As she entered the field for her first match. However, her time on the field was brief, as she was immediately shown a red card for attempting to foul a player from the opposing team, IKS Ogniwo Nordland. Despite attempts to bribe the referee, her actions were not overlooked, and she was swiftly removed from the game. In a thrilling and hard-fought match, the R'n'B Sigma Elves proved their superiority over the brutish tactics of the 'Random Mutations', emerging victorious with a score of 2-1. Despite their opponents hiring two star players - a giant undead minotaur and a dwarf known for his dirty tactics - the Elves were undaunted, relying on their skillful and elegant style of play to carry them through. The dwarf proved to be a menace on the field, repeatedly committing brutal fouls while the opposing team attempted to bribe the referee into turning a blind eye. This have tragic consequences One of the Elves was killed by This and only this caused referee to finally send that Beardlings off. But the Elves refused to be deterred by this setback, fighting on with renewed determination. In a climactic showdown, their brave and skilled warrior, Elfis Presley, faced off against the mighty minotaur in an epic battle that left the crowd breathless. In the end, it was Elfis who emerged victorious, delivering the decisive blow that secured the Elves' well-deserved triumph. As the match drew to a close and the victorious Elves celebrated their hard-fought victory, the memory of their fallen comrade hung heavy in the air. But they knew that his sacrifice had not been in vain, and that his spirit would live on in their hearts as they continued to play with honor, skill, and a deep respect for the game. Today we bid farewell to a great warrior, a champion of our kind, Legolas Elfstar. We mourn his passing, but we celebrate his life and the legacy he leaves behind. Legolas, your spirit will live on in the memories of all who knew you. Your courage, your strength, and your love to the bloodbowl will never be forgotten. May you find peace in the halls of Mandos, and may your journey beyond the circles of the world be swift and blessed. Rest now, Legolas Elfstar. Your watch has ended, and your deeds will inspire generations to come. "Elfbowl" newspaper journalist: Coach Zine, it's known that Lustria's team is famous for its immense physical strength. How do you plan to deal with it? Coach Zine The Humble: Believe me, nobody has better players than us. We have the most agile and skilled players in the league. The other team may have physical strength, but it's no match for our superior technique and strategy. We're going to win this game bigly, there's no doubt about it. "The Old Post" newspaper journalist: Captain Elfwood, the Lustria team is known for its Combination of Speed and brutal strenght. What is your approach to such tactics? Captain Clint Elfwood: We, as players of the elven team, always adhere to the highest standards of honor and integrity, both on and off the battlefield. Our game is one of finesse and skill, not of dirty tactics and fouls. Yet, we are well-prepared for any treacherous moves our opponents may attempt. Our team's mastery of strategy and battle-tested experience will carry us through any challenge, and we shall emerge victorious with our heads held high, embodying the very essence of elven nobility and grace. "Elfbowl" newspaper journalist: Coach Zine, you mentioned that your team is very agile. Do you plan to use this advantage in a special way during the match? Coach Zine The Humble: Let me tell you, our team is the best. We have the speed and agility to outmaneuver any opponent. Our strategy is unbeatable - aggressive play and quick attacks are the key to victory. The other team may try to play dirty, but we're ready for it. We're going to play our game and show them who's boss. he R'n'B Sigma Elves faced off against the Lizardmen team from Lustria in their latest match, but despite their best efforts, they were unable to secure a victory. In a tragic turn of events, two brave players, Elfulus The Stark and the magnificent thrower Holiday Hollyberry, fell victim to the savage blows of the Saurus players. Our deepest condolences go out to their families and teammates. In a joint statement, both Coach Zane and Captain Clint declined to comment on the match, clearly still reeling from the loss of their teammates. However, they emphasized that the result of the game was not important in the grand scheme of things. Despite this setback, the R'n'B Sigma Elves remain a formidable team, with a strong sense of unity and determination. We have no doubt that they will come back stronger in their future matches, ready to honor the memory of their fallen comrades and to prove their worth on the field once again. Statement from Coach Zane the Humble of the R'n'B Sigma Elves: It is with great sadness that I address today. Yesterday's match against the Lustrian Saurus proved to be a devastating one for our team. We lost two of our players, Holiday Hollyberry and Elfulus The Stark, both of whom were fierce competitors and dear friends to us all. The manner of their deaths was particularly gruesome. Their armor was no match for the powerful claws of the Saurus, and they fell in battle with great valor. It is a tragedy that such wild beasts are allowed to compete in our sport, but as we all know, Blood Bowl is a brutal game. We will honor the memories of Holiday and Elfulus by continuing to play with the same passion and spirit that they exemplified. They will be sorely missed, but never forgotten. Our thoughts and prayers are with their families during this difficult time. May they rest in peace. ~Zane The Humble We Ask our adventurer Steve Elfing Who recently Visit Lustria about the Lizarman Team whis is his response: These magnificent creatures are not your average players, as they bring their natural instincts and physical abilities to the game. First up, we have the Saurus, the true powerhouse of the team. These towering beasts can weigh up to a ton and are covered in tough, scaly skin that makes them nearly impervious to damage. Their powerful jaws and razor-sharp teeth can take down any opponent, and their muscular tails are deadly weapons that can knock players off their feet. Next, we have the Skinks, small and agile creatures that may seem like easy prey, but don't be fooled by their size. They are lightning-fast and can outrun most players on the field. Their nimble movements and sharp reflexes make them excellent at dodging tackles and passing the ball to their teammates. But let's not forget the Kroxigor, a giant reptilian creature that towers over the other players. These beasts have incredible strength and are often used as the team's enforcers. Their long, powerful arms can smash through even the toughest armor, and their massive jaws can crush opponents with ease. Playing against the Lizardmanón team is like being in the midst of a prehistoric battle. Their primal instincts and natural abilities make them a formidable opponent on the Blood Bowl field. So, if you see these magnificent creatures coming your way, you better watch out or risk becoming their next meal! Yet, as I sit here penning these words, I cannot help but feel a sense of disappointment. For despite their lofty status and the promises of their coach, the R'n'B Sigma Elves have suffered yet another crushing defeat in the tournament, leaving their chances of advancement in doubt. Their opponent, a Khemrian team, brought with them the very essence of the desert lands they hailed from - powerful, unwavering, and deadly. The Elves, unaccustomed to the sight of their opponents' sarcophagi, had initially mistaken their arrival as a sign of good fortune. But as the game progressed, it became clear that this was no mere coincidence. The mummified warriors, while slow and seemingly lethargic, were possessed of an incredible strength that proved too much for the elfin defense to handle. The long break between games, it seemed, had done the Elves no favors, for they struggled even to keep their distance from their opponents, let alone score a point. Even their medics, skilled as they were in the arts of healing and herbalism, found themselves unable to keep up with the injuries suffered by their team. The bandages that once wrapped the Khemrian mummies' limbs became makeshift bandages for the Elves, who had exhausted their own supply of healing salves. The final score, 2:1 in favor of the Khemrians, left even the usually vocal coach Zane at a loss for words. As I look upon the defeated R'n'B Sigma Elves, I cannot help but wonder if they will be able to recover from this setback and regain their former glory. The only solace for the loyal fans, amidst the crushing defeat, was the sheer delight of witnessing the team's esteemed coach, Zane, take to the field alongside his players. In a display of skill and tenacity, they managed to secure a singular point in a stunning sequence of passes that left their opponents reeling. It was a sight to behold, and one that will no doubt remain etched in the memories of those who bore witness to it. For now, the future remains uncertain, but there is hope that with enough determination and hard work, the R'n'B Sigma Elves may yet emerge victorious from this dire situation. A glorious match did unfold on this day, pitting the mighty R'n'B Sigma Elves against the treacherous Silesia Go Blins. The faithfull fans of the R'n'B Sigma Elves, was overjoyed with the outcome of the match, for the Elves did emerge triumphant with a score of four goals to naught. Yet, the contest was not without its casualties. Noelf Nightingale was grievously wounded by a troll after his last words was, "Calm down, fellows...I will handle this." As well, Clint Elfwood stumbled over the leg of a Goblin, who wielded a chainsaw upon the pitch - a most absurd and dangerous implement. Elfis Presley, also, was heavily wounded by the same Goblin, and shall not be able to compete in the upcoming match. Thanks the gods that Reffere stop this maniac before he do any more harm Nonetheless, the first half of the match was dominated by the Elves, as two students who had joined their ranks as interns displayed exceptional skill and caught the eye of even the towering trolls. The cunning and malevolent Goblins, however, were no match for the speed and grace of the Elves' players. Though four of their own players were forced to retire from the pitch due to exhaustion, the Goblins were still able to field a complete team thanks to their plentiful reserves. The tactics devised by Coach Zane to counter their nefarious foes proved to be exceedingly effective. Before the end of the first half of the match, the Elves had already secured a safe lead of three goals. Yet their fans clamored for one more, and it was Hugh Jackelf who rose to the occasion, scoring a remarkable three goals and earning the title of hero of the match. Alas, one of the students suffered a broken leg towards the end of the match, effectively ending his career in sports. The team has no plans to hire a replacement player anytime soon. .................... Journalist: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with some questions for Coach Zane after the R'n'B Sigma Elves and IKS Ogniwo Nordland match. Coach, I would say you are disappointed with the result of this match. Is that correct?" Elf Coach Zane: "Disappointment is not the right word, as every result is part of our journey towards our goal. Our team is ready to face any obstacle, and this match was another step on that journey." J: "But the opposing team didn't play fair, focusing on eliminating your players rather than playing the game. What do you think about that?" Elf Coach Zane: "I don't believe we were the target of any unfair play. It was a regular battle on the field, and we are prepared for that type of game." Dwarf Journalist: "Don't you think the chance of making it to the playoffs is now becoming smaller, or maybe even impossible?" CZ: "We don't focus on making it to the playoffs, we focus on playing the game. We are confident and know that we will give our all in every match." J: "Unfortunately, I heard that the team captain suffered a serious injury and will not be able to play in the last match. Won't that ruin your chances?" CZ: "Every player in our team is important, but our strength lies in our team, not just one player. We are an organized and cohesive team, ready for any challenge." J: "Alright, and now the last question. Your team will soon face the dark elf team. What are your thoughts before this match?" CZ: "The dark elf team is a worthy opponent, and we will prepare solidly for this match. But we are ready for any challenge and will certainly give our all on the field." In a clash between the R'n'B Sigma Elves and the Dark Elves, luck seemed to favor the former as they emerged victorious. However, despite their magnificent win, the Sigma Elves find themselves finishing in 5th place in the league table, falling just short of securing a spot in the coveted knockout phase. As a result, the team's celebration was tinged with a bittersweet realization of their tournament fate. The match itself deviated significantly from the standards usually seen in encounters between elven teams. Those spectators who had come expecting a graceful display of swift attacks and elven finesse were instead treated to a rough and scrappy affair that resembled more of a tavern brawl than a sporting event. To add to the chaotic nature of the match, the Dark Elves unleashed a terrifying creature onto the field. However, one brave Elf sacrificed himself, executing a daring foul that put an end to the creature's rampage. In doing so, he was expelled from the game, spending the remainder of the match cleaning the remnants of his opponent's being off his boots. Despite the absence of their captain on the field, the Sigma Elves refused to yield to the mocking tactics of their dark kin. They swiftly broke through the opposition's defense, maneuvering past a few taunting adversaries and forming what is commonly referred to as a "cage" behind the opponent's line. After gaining the lead, the match took on a different tempo. The chants of the R'n'B faithful reverberated throughout the stadium. However, the cheers carried a touch of sadness, for it was widely known even before the match that the team's chances of progressing from the group stage were slim to none. Nevertheless, the resilient Sigma Elves, with no intention of surrendering, took control in the second half. Despite suffering significant losses, they managed to wrestle the ball away and push both elven witches out of bounds. They then swiftly maneuvered the ball over the bewildered opponents, escaping their clutches and concluding the match with a commendable score of 2-0. While the victory brought a sense of pride to the Sigma Elves, it was also a poignant reminder of their missed opportunity in the tournament. Nonetheless, the team can hold their heads high, knowing they fought valiantly until the very end, showcasing the spirit and resilience that defines them as a team. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block Defensive, Diving Catch |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1/24 | 120k
(100+20)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block Guard |
-ma | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2/20 | 120k
(100+20)k |
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3 |
Catcher
|
8 | 3 | 2+ | 5+ | 8+ | Catch Safe Pair of Hands, Pro |
  | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5/24 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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4 |
Thrower
|
6 | 3 | 2+ | 2+ | 9+ | Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass Accurate, Sure Hands, Catch |
  | 7 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1/28 | 130k
(100+30)k |
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5 |
Catcher
|
8 | 3 | 2+ | 5+ | 8+ | Catch Diving Tackle, Fend, Block |
  | 7 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0/28 | 120k
(90+30)k |
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6 |
Catcher
|
8 | 3 | 2+ | 5+ | 7+ | Catch Strip Ball |
-av, m | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/20 | 100k
(0)k |
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7 |
Catcher
|
8 | 3 | 2+ | 5+ | 8+ | Catch Dauntless, Side Step |
  | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0/24 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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8 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Fend |
  | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/20 | 80k
(70+10)k |
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9 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Kick |
n, m | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1/20 | 80k
(0)k |
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10 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | n | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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11 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ |   | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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12 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Sneaky Git |
-ag | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1/20 | 80k
(70+10)k |
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17 |
Journeyman Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Loner |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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10 players (+2 players missing next game) | Elven Kingdoms League | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 7 (3/1/3) | | | TD Diff: | 3 (10 - 7) | | | Cas Diff: | -8 (5/2/1 - 11/3/2) |
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Last Opponent: [LWN] Sam Fart Zero Skilla |