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None More Block
P [L] Black Dwarf

None More Block are on a sophisticated soft power mission to show that the Black Dwarfs of Stonehenge are not only sexist artists with intimidatingly filled trousers, but can dazzle with the verve and flair of an elegant passing game.

In ancient times,
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people, Black Dwarfs
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock, of Stonehenge

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge! Where a dwarf's an athlete
And they play Blood Bowl 'mongst the mighty granite

Hey!
Stonehenge! 'Tis a magic place
Where the ball doth bounce by Nuffle's grace
Stonehenge! Where the passes fly
And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky

And you my love, won't you take my hand?
We'll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the defeated cry and the victor's howl
I will take you there, I will show you how

Oh!
And oh how they played
The Black Dwarfs of Stonehenge
Beneath the haunted moon
For fear that daybreak might come too soon

And where are they now?
The Black Dwarfs of Stonehenge
And what would they say to us?
If we were here, tonight



What Has Been Said About None More Block

How much more block could they be? None more block.
- Grant Nisblock

Their appeal is becoming selective
-Jim Johnson

Very stupid and dismal looking
- Elf Michaels

Such a fine line between stupid and clever
-Bob Bifford

Cosmically a shambles
- Murray Hexhead

I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation
- Paul "The Powminator" Pockle

How far is all the way? What's the end?
- Kris Khornesworth

Have a good time, all the time
- Viv Savage, founding team member
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
David St Hubbins
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Leader, Block, Nerves of Steel
   33 17 2 0 2 1 5/28 130k
(70+60)k
  
2
Nigel Tufnel
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
7 3 3+ 5+ 10+
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
Tackle, +MA, Break Tackle, Dodge
   34 1 16 0 7 4 19/32 200k
(100+100)k
  
3
Derek Smalls
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
6 3 2+ 5+ 10+
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
+AG, Tackle, Break Tackle, Dodge
   33 0 18 0 8 4 26/32 220k
(100+120)k
  
4
Milo Modi
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Claws
 n 27 0 0 0 8 1 6/24 100k
(60+40)k
  
5
Cameron Ariome
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Claws
 m 15 0 0 0 3 2 0/24 100k
(0)k
  
6
James Bond
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   33 0 0 0 2 4 6/24 100k
(60+40)k
  
7
Messiah Willow
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Mama Besser
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
   14 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Mick Shrimpton II
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Lucas Keppa
Chaos Dwarf Kicker
4 3 4+ 4+ 10+
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull
Guard
   19 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 100k
(80+20)k
  
12
Giselle Emon
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Accurate, On the Ball, Block
 n 31 23 3 0 1 2 16/28 130k
(70+60)k
  
13
Jayce Ghazanvi
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Dauntless, Mighty Blow
 n, m 28 0 0 0 5 4 0/28 120k
(0)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Favoured of Hashut
Coach: angusosborne Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Black Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1420k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 265k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (12/7/15) |TD Diff:-12 (39 - 51) |Cas Diff:21 (28/29/6 - 24/14/4)
Last Opponent: Snark Men