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REJECTED by Don Hertzfeldt
Retired [C] Goblin

In the spring of 1999, the Family Learning Channel commissioned animator
Don Hertzfeldt to produce promotional segments for their network.
The cartoons were completed in five weeks.
The Family Learning Channel rejected all of them upon review,
and they were never aired...
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I AM A BANANA
Pogoer
7 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 75k
(75+0)k
  
2
Silly Hats Only
'Ooligan
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 65k
(65+0)k
  
3
I'm Feeling Fat And Sassy
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
   1 0 0 0 0 1 4/ 115k
(115+0)k
  
4
DOYYOOOOOOO!
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 115k
(115+0)k
  
5
Sweet Jesus!
Bomma
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 45k
(45+0)k
  
6
Now With More Sodium
Looney
6 2 3+ - 8+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
My soon is too big
Fanatic
3 7 3+ - 8+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Eyeball Snatching Alien
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Bleeding
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Flying Pig
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Angry Forehead Tumor
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
12
Bean Lard Mulch
Goblin Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
13
Kelp Dip
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
14
Things Fall Apart
Doom Diver
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
11 players (+3 players missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: BaronBucky Re-Rolls (120k): 0  
Race: Goblin Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 705k (±70) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 825k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-3 (1 - 4) |Cas Diff:-1 (1/0/0 - 0/2/0)
Last Opponent: trythis