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Mock-U-Mentality
P [L] Snotling


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Pitch by D_Arquebus

Libellous Slander...
Mean Fings what iz not true!


"Dis One Goez tah 11!!"
sports comentator Gus “The Guts” Garsson

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Coach D_Arquebus



Gitz Wez Gunna Get


CONF LXXXIX
Tavern Talk
2/1/0
Position: ...
TD Diff: ...
CAS Diff: ...

1 - ABCKids (Undead) - Tomay ---- WIN
2 - Styx and Warpstones - (Underworld) - JPM ---- DRAW
3 - Otautaki Owesome (Human) - vonMunte ---- WIN
4 - Gits and Shiggles (OWA) - BeefyGoodness ---- RESULT
5 - SWLDorruks (Orc) - npe ---- RESULT
6 - Hochland Highborn (Imp Nobles) - Sandune ---- RESULT
7 - Har Ganeth Hellebores (DElf) - almic85 ---- RESULT

Da Bookies Lil Black Book...





Unda Investigat-
Gitz to keep BOTH Eyez on!




Yella Kard ROOKIE

Red Kard ROOKIE

Chain-gang ROOKIE

Respekt Mah Authoritah! ROOKIE

Koin-Toss ROOKIE

3rd Umpire ROOKIE

Offsides ROOKIE

Tripwired Goalline ROOKIE

Whistle ROOKIE

Unnecessary Roughness ROOKIE

Kickem in da Gibblets ROOKIE

Ineligible Reciever ROOKIE

Flag on da PlayROOKIE

Troll Pundit ROOKIE



Caught with the hand in the Till


'Sin Binned'


'Retired'


Season 89: Conf
Pending RECYCLED - ROOKIE


Da Meanest 'n Keenest of All Gitz



1st Season
# Pending


FORM GUIDE

SWL Conference Highlights

Conference Overall Record:
Seasons: 0
Played: 0 Won: 0 Drew: 0 Lost: 0
Placing: Tally

Biggest win:
...
Best casualty score:
...
Most team SPP's in a game:
...
Most Fouls in a game:
...



OOH SHINY

Season LXXXIX Awards - Conf
AWARD (XX): ERGH

PLayer (TEAM) Result


Form Guide

Biggest Crowd:
XXk/ XXk Rd X Season XX vs TEAM

Biggest Match Purse:
XXk Rd X Season XX vs TEAM

Most Popular:
Fan Factor 6

Streaks
Longest Winning / Longest Drawing / Longest Losing/ Back-2-Back Conf
0 Games / 0 Games / 0 Games / 0 Seasons

Longest Undefeated
0 Games

Best/ Worst TD Diff
0

Highest/ Lowest TD Total
0

Avg TD Diff (For-Against)
0

Best/ Worst CAS Diff
0

Highest/ Lowest CAS Total
0

Avg CAS Diff (For-Against)
O

Best Victory:
0-0, Rd X Season XX vs Team

Worst Defeat:
0-0, Rd X Season XX vs Team


Budgetary Outlays

Rebuy Balance

End Of Season
Season 89: XXX (Place)(C)

Slush Fund

For Next Season
Season 89: 100k (C)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Spinal Tap
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 115k
(115+0)k
  
2
Mock-U-Mentally
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 115k
(115+0)k
  
3
Da Originalz
Pump Wagon
4 5 5+ - 9+
Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 105k
(105+0)k
  
4
Eavy Metal
Pump Wagon
4 5 5+ - 9+
Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 105k
(105+0)k
  
5
Explodez-on-Stage
Fungus Flinga
5 1 3+ 4+ 6+
Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Bizarre-Gardening-Accident
Fungus Flinga
5 1 3+ 4+ 6+
Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Smell-Da-Glove
Fun-hoppa
6 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
Saucy-Jack
Fun-hoppa
6 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Gimme-Sum-Money
Stilty Runna
6 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
Listen-2-Flowa-People
Stilty Runna
6 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Raina
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
12
Smokla
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
13
MrKeen
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
14
Gusty
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
15
Sheara
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
17
Angel Ellyjoo
Journeyman Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
18
Arthur Ergar
Journeyman Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
19
Clayton Ist
Journeyman Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Defensive, Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 25k
(15+10)k
  
20
Jasmine Gronf
Journeyman Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
21
Lydia Dawnflower
Journeyman Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
22
Adalynn Gothsettan
Journeyman Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
15 players Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption, Low Cost Linemen
Coach: D_Arquebus Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Snotling Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 820k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 985k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 1 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1260k

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:1 (0/2/1 - 2/0/0)
Last Opponent: Drop Those Nuts