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Sizzling Serpents
Retired [X2] Lizardmen

The sizzling serpents have now played three games.
It appears that they are unable to harm their opponents.
(especially if the opponents are handsome, cute elves)

Unfortunatly this inablility to inflict pain uppon their adversaries has led
to the death of one of the players on the team as the sauruses weren't
even defending themselves against the pitch invading elves.

The only player on the team willing to respond to questions about this
unfortunate incident is Slank, the spokesman for the team, who kindly responds as follows:

"I don't understand your question. Elves are just very cute, friendly
beings. Elves, who are the epitome of beauty, can't do something so
horrible. Of course it wasn't an elf who killed my team mate!"

After the latest match the spokesman for the team is no more.
Rest In Peace, where ever you are in thy elven heaven Slank.

(After this last death incident I as the manager have decided to hire a doctor)

Apparently the doctor didn't do much good. I've just lost two players in a match.
It appears the players of this team are just doom to get killed.

(It's quite a struggle to keep the rating above 100)

I've just bought cheerleaders for all my money.
I'm trying to make sure it's the other team that gets trambled by the crowd.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kruxcs
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 130k
(110)k
  
2
Schlad
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Break Tackle
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(123)k
  
4
Enris
Saurus
6 4 1 9 n 6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(67)k
  
5
Knmorck
Saurus
6 4 1 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
Ronck
Saurus
6 4 1 9   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 80k
(80)k
  
9
Dnaty
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(40)k
  
13
Druch
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Catch
 n, n, m 7 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 80k
(0)k
  
14
Zoom
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(40)k
  
7 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: zerok Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (0/1/6) |TD Diff:-14 (7 - 21) |Cas Diff:-15 (3/1/0 - 11/3/5)
Last Opponent: Critical Beatdown