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Elven Cowards
Roster [X2] High Elf

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This team not so proudly displays the elven virtue of cowardice.
They will run away from everyone, so don't come near them
or they might start to cry. Threatening them to eat their pet
hamsters is the only way for me to make them play Bloodbowl.
*sigh* What can I do, I need the gold, you know.
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Ok, now listen closely, here's the deal:
<OL><LI>they will play against your team</LI><LI>after the game you'll give me some gold, for booze and chicks
and some more pet hamsters for my players (that makes it easier
to intimidate them)</LI><LI>if the dice rolls a six, you ought to throw in some goblin slaves
for me to dress them in the team colours and disguise as fans</LI></OL>Now for the most important thing: DON'T DAMAGE THEM! Those players
each cost me a fortune (not to speak of the pet hamsters ...).<TD><TR>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Whiny
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block
   13 4 3 1 1 1 22/31 110k
(125)k
  
2
Craven (2)
Phoenix Warrior
6 3 4 8
Pass
   2 4 0 0 0 0 4/6 80k
(90)k
  
3
Chicken 2
Dragon Warrior
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Tackle
   9 3 5 0 2 2 32/51 160k
(170)k
  
4
Dastard
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block
   15 2 3 1 1 1 20/31 110k
(125)k
  
5
Wimp 2
Dragon Warrior
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
   11 3 5 0 6 0 30/31 140k
(153)k
  
6
Wuss (2)
Phoenix Warrior
6 3 4 8
Pass
Block, Accurate
   4 9 1 0 0 1 17/31 120k
(133)k
  
7
Quitter (3)
Lion Warrior
8 3 4 7
Catch
Block, Dodge, Side Step
   7 3 10 0 0 0 33/51 150k
(168)k
  
8
Poltroon
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block
   15 2 4 0 0 2 24/31 110k
(125)k
  
9
Turnback
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block
   15 6 3 0 2 0 19/31 110k
(125)k
  
10
Recreant (2)
Lion Warrior
8 3 4 7
Catch
Block
   5 0 3 0 1 0 11/16 110k
(128)k
  
11
Sniveller
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
 -ag 14 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 100k
(80)k
  
11 players  
Coach: grep-v Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1600k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (9/3/3) |TD Diff:20 (44 - 24) |Cas Diff:-6 (11/5/3 - 14/11/0)
Last Opponent: Disease Control